February 17, 2009
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Fixer
Some days I wish I had God access to people’s accounts. Reading things like “their cute”, assorted sentence fragments, and other grammatical errors just make me want to take a red pen to my computer screen. I would also rotate all those pictures on Facebook so that they would display right side up. And make the text line up with the backgrounds.
I could be given a job title: The Fixer.
Comments (9)
The world does need someone to perform that job.
Wouldn’t that be a worthwhile job?
their their, scott
the choose to fixed grammer and spelling errors is you’res alone
good luck on you’re effort
What is the worst is reading actual published books that have those sorts of problems. Seriously. Or when I try to type something on xanga/word/facebook and it tells me that the word I’m using doesn’t exist. I am the word maven! I fart more words in my sleep than those spell-check “dictionaries” will ever have in them.
The sad part is that the only people willing to pay for such a service don’t need it for themselves, only for other people. Grammar mistakes don’t annoy the people who make them quite as much as they annoy others.
@yellowshirtguy - **twitch**
–HARD RESET–REBOOT–
Good luck!
Yes, people love being corrected. Especially on their grammar, politics, and religious beliefs.
@Squeeky714 - I wouldn’t tell them they were wrong. I would just fix the problems.